Internet Redneck Online

THIS VERSION IS “CLEAN!!” I TOOK OUT WHAT I THOUGHT WAS OFFENSIVE!? I don’t know why my other Redneck vid got deleted from the contest!!?? This is my lame excuse of a song for the Mythic Map Pack Recon Armor Contest… I wrote the song and played all the instruments(simple stuff though) Inspired by the great Merle Haggard! I sped it up for a silly sound(also to make it shorter in length)… I don’t normally play this type of music, but I was trying to be as original as I could. I am working outside of my safety zone!!! If you want to hear the original speed, I will upload it later… I just threw together a video with pics in my computer. If you think I should shoot a real video please let me know! Hope this doesn’t make you puke… The Hearse and Casket at the end of the video is mine! Creepy, I know… LYRICS: REDNECK MYTHIC SONG -Hello all you boys and girls out there in Xbox land -Let me tell you a little story ’bout how I lost every thang -But I don’t care… -I lost my house, my dog, my pickup truck and my wife -But it was all worth it -For that Mythic Map pack -Man I was drunk the day that Bungie released those map packs -They’re called Mythic -I was like “Hey, they’s prolly bout the same as the others, you know, they’re alright” -But I was WRONG! -I stayed up all night long -Just trying to Forge on my favorite one, Sandbox -Man, that’s thuh SH!T! -They give you a big-assed budget -And I can build, till my heart’s content -I don’t miss my wife, my dog, my house but …

what? the brakes are gone!?

Pat on his Redneck snow blower. And for fucks sake people, IT IS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. It’s supposed to be amusing, not an actual representation on Americans or how we live our lives. Don’t even try to pin this on Americans either. You can look up even stupider things that other cultures have done, so just don’t go there. Quit spending your time on the internet bitching and get a life. This video is for amusement purposes only, and if you don’t find it funny, go watch a different video. The fact that I have to address this issue is pathetic as well. Seriously people. Quit being so closed minded and take things for being funny like they sometimes are. Had that actually been used as a snow blower, you think the driver would be driving around like a jackass while trying to be productive?

This is the internet version of the movie Redneck Jackass. Unfortunately at the end, the end credits got cut off, so I’ll finish them here: Music Hybrid Moments- The Misfits Corona (Jackass theme)- Minutemen Thank you for all of your support! This is the full video, but later I may release a director’s cut because some clips were taken out due to computer and software problems.

Blowing up yet another 5 gallon bucket(Brandi jacked this one from Gramma Kat’s front yard, but don’t worry Brandi. Gramma don’t know what internet is), but this time only a 1″ stick. Yee-Haw…and Brandi helped…so that makes her an accomplice!

What do you get when you mix some really disgusting fake teeth, some camo and duck call with just a dash of boredom? A touch of awesomeness! See more reviews and find out which internet videos you can miss, and which ones you’ve GOT to see! www.attheyouvies.com Music by Eric Willhelm – www.thewillhelm.com Big THANKS to James & Gregory Wolfe Entire video “redneck hunter deux” – http

I am praying that this works. So what I did was download the legendary clip from an Arnold Schwarzenegger internet soundboard skit. The phone prank targest a Gateway Computer support personnel and gives the poor young lady trouble. That was funny enough, and, whilst inspired by the hilarious soundboard prank clip of Arnie phone pranking of an Indian Restaurant, I decided to mash it with a presumably innocent cartoon show, that being the Disney Channel Original Series Kim Possible. On a side note, you can find the Indian Restaurant prank call in my favorites. In replacement of the actual people, I exchanged Professor Steve Barkin with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Voice and Kim Possible with the young lady in the tech team center. I used MS Paint to morph the mouths to the desired shape, and then used Windows MovieMaker to combine the various clips with synchronism. Hopefully YouTube will not screw me over like it has done in the past. If it is asynchronous, I will have to remove the clip. Regardless, over 600 frames were compiled against two minutes of time. It took many hours over the course of two days to complete. These images can be found at: caps.kpfanworld.com The result: two minutes of HILARITY. NOTE: ALL of the work into compiling the clip is mine, and considering the technical difficulty into perfecting it, this may be the only time I may post a work similar to this. I did not however deliver the prank call. I got that from www.realmofdarkness.net, a high quality site …

When I was back in Australia recently, I was listening to a country and western station on the car radio when I heard this amusing little song. I thought I’d give it a try, so looked it up on the internet – and here it is.

The worlds 1st Twitter Country Song written and performed by Stephen Clark (@sclarkwxyz) at the Uptown Grille in Walled Lake, MI. If you’re looking for an explanation of how the social web and rednecks live together, you can do no better than this song.

some shit i threw together when i was bored with no internet so yeah rate and comment this bitch haha